I also want to slow down so you can read what I'm saying. I type as fast as I think and then...typos happen. I believe typos are a part of the territory. Kidding, the truth is, i believe I'm lazy and don't feel like re reading because then I'll want to delete it lol
I did my hair last night and it was so much fun. Been a while since I took the time to switch up my hair.
You know what's crazy? How do bathroom stall frames and doors get produced? Because somebody isn't measuring correctly...
I meaaann...I can see people looking back at me, pointing at their watch trying to rush me off the seat...why even put a door there if the crack is wide enough to see what's behind it?
I love the stalls where the walls go all the way to the floor. No one knows me by my shoes when I leave. That's so weird to me...a little bit anxious about possibly passing a toot and having someone look at my feet like "Ew who tf did dat๐คจ" Next thing you know, you're next at the register and someone behind you says ," yep, that's her. Yeah, cuz look at the shoes"
Nightmare lmao. Does anyone else look under their stall to the left and right to check for feet before they go? Me either....who has time for that. I do. I make time for it lmao. I know I need enough time to check, let it clear out from whoever shat before me...ya know. Quality check before I use it...it's a safety thing.
I like holding the door for filks at the gas station...especially when there's a looong line. Like everyone coincidentally pulled up and filed in right when I decided to be the man of the group. Yes, my people! Follow my lead! Lmao I'm playing, I hate that shit lmao HATE IT. Anyone after me who's 5ft 1 or taller, and/or 50 and under should automatically qualify for a shift change.
Gapped doors, crowded stalls, and forced chivalry aside, there's nothing I hate more than lottery players. I know playa gon play but GAAAAAATTTTDAYUMMMMM. They only play in the mornings on a weekeday. Nothing more infuriating than being in a rush and needing gas. You pul up, your the only car..Great! Imma just run in here and....nope. Somebody's Uncle Earl decided to stick the front half of his scaly feet in his slippers, shuffle up the street, and play his numbers on the same frrrrreakin morning. Seeing a lotto player when I need gas (or anything, really) irrrks the hands of time on every clock ticking within earshot. I smile and say it's fine but it's not fine. You should invest that in stocks on cash app instead... or sumn more remote ya know? How you up early, making me late??๐๐๐
I'm looking forward to a good week...I guess. Why would I look forward to any other kind of week...or look backwards? I'm going to be more optimistic...productive...yes ๐๐พ
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Gurl yes, like Uncle earl please have ALLL DA SEATS LMAO but if yhu win letta bitch hold sumthin lol jk
ReplyDeleteI'll slide ya a lil tree fitty or sumn. I gotchu boo ๐ซถ๐พ๐
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