Lately I've been trying to keep myself busy by learning new things. Since my last post, I've learned a great deal of Spanish and also figured out how to cornrow...funny side note-
I called corn rows "Corn Rolls" for about 22 years before realizing it's not a roll of corn, it's a fucking ROW. OOohhhhhhh! haha ok anyway...
So yea, that's what I've been doing. I've also been able to research what I'm consuming in more detail. So, as of last month, I've been meat free. Meat as in ANY meat. This literally means no fish, shrimp, chicken, pork, beef, roach turds, eggs...chicken eggs, not roach eggs....and the roach thing was a joke...ehn whatever. When I say my life has changed for the better, chiiiillle let me list my many ailments that have since been troubles of the past!
My farts don't stink - now, one could possibly argue that no one thinks their farts are pungent but, I've tested it. Farting in a room full of people and no one say "Dayumn! Who pooted?" Is a sign that I'm in the clear...
My face is clear as Aquafina - no need to explain this one, but speaking of clear skin, I've "suffered" with psoriasis since my senior year of high school. Not sure what triggered it but, senior year was when all of my friends had cars and I'd go eat McDonalds munchy mystery meat every day and now that I've stopped meat intake, my skin is glowing like a star in the pale moon light...yes, so serious of a situation right now.
My womanhood is more beautiful than ever. Period...(no pun intended...literally.)
My digestion is regular and "comfortable".
My hair is thick, like Fabio thick...flowing in the breeze like a small poodle in the window of a mini van...I ain't no bitch though. (Pun intended on this one)
I've lost 7 lbs...just from cutting out my meat!
These little thiings are just a few changes I've noticed. I'm also very difficult to aggitate. Something about yelling and then devouring a dead bird just doesn't suit me much anymore.
Luckily, I'm not angry with other humans who choose to consume meat because, frankly, it's none of my damn business. Just the same goes for hair stuff...I'm not "natural" for my own good. Most times if I had the money to match the desire, I'd have my hair weaved up and slicked back but we're in a recession...or some shit like that. I dunno but I'm too broke to style my hair any other type of way unless I do it myself...which takes up too much time because I have a job...and kids...and I like to exercise...and exercise with a weave sounds nasty, sweaty, and hard o maintain though. On to the NEXT TOPIC lol
I made the mistake of going to PETA for some great meatless recipes and found out some shit I just wasn't all the way prepared to take in..like the process of slaughtering an animal and...just some graphic mess that will scramble your brain up almost as badly as going to prison would. Once your back in the real world, meat just looks weird now. Also might be similar to how one might feel when you're in public school and they touch on the slavery chapter in history class for the first time...in depth. Just some rude awakening type of information. While I'm on the PETA site, I'm browsing or what-have-you and realized that I was simply...out. I was out. I didn't want any part in consuming meat or baby meat or whatever. Even eggs, that shit threw me off. The milk though too....omg. The single thing that I have yet to give up is cheese. Beloved Cheese. Man, I love me some cheese...on eveerything. Bread, pasta, on a stick,in a bowl, oozing ontop of fries, oozing ontop of chips, fried and covered in more cheese, in the center of a danish, melted into some ramen noodles, sprinkled ontop of a salad, a chip off the block, a squish from the can...ehn actually I'm not too fond of canned cheese. I like my cow byproducts freshhhhh, honey! But...I took a small hiatus from cheese immediately after realizing that cows produce milk just like humans...only when pregnant in order to feed the baby cow. Now, if trillions of gallons of milk are being sold across the country in the stores and dumped for cheese and shipped for your favorite candy bar mix...and delivered to your local bakery to make all those delicious cakes and treats, and processed to your favorite coffee shoppe....where the fuck are the baby cows getting their milk from? Exactly. What the hell. SO, that's what I've been on. I try to avoid cheese but cum'mon, cheese is literally in everything. Not literally, but significant enough where I said fuck it, it's just cheese.
I've tried to switch up my diet cold turkey and it worked for me. I hate the texture of meat in my mouth. I feel like I'm chewing animal pieces!
So for now, animals and I are friends :)
I called corn rows "Corn Rolls" for about 22 years before realizing it's not a roll of corn, it's a fucking ROW. OOohhhhhhh! haha ok anyway...
So yea, that's what I've been doing. I've also been able to research what I'm consuming in more detail. So, as of last month, I've been meat free. Meat as in ANY meat. This literally means no fish, shrimp, chicken, pork, beef, roach turds, eggs...chicken eggs, not roach eggs....and the roach thing was a joke...ehn whatever. When I say my life has changed for the better, chiiiillle let me list my many ailments that have since been troubles of the past!
My farts don't stink - now, one could possibly argue that no one thinks their farts are pungent but, I've tested it. Farting in a room full of people and no one say "Dayumn! Who pooted?" Is a sign that I'm in the clear...
My face is clear as Aquafina - no need to explain this one, but speaking of clear skin, I've "suffered" with psoriasis since my senior year of high school. Not sure what triggered it but, senior year was when all of my friends had cars and I'd go eat McDonalds munchy mystery meat every day and now that I've stopped meat intake, my skin is glowing like a star in the pale moon light...yes, so serious of a situation right now.
My womanhood is more beautiful than ever. Period...(no pun intended...literally.)
My digestion is regular and "comfortable".
My hair is thick, like Fabio thick...flowing in the breeze like a small poodle in the window of a mini van...I ain't no bitch though. (Pun intended on this one)
I've lost 7 lbs...just from cutting out my meat!
These little thiings are just a few changes I've noticed. I'm also very difficult to aggitate. Something about yelling and then devouring a dead bird just doesn't suit me much anymore.
Luckily, I'm not angry with other humans who choose to consume meat because, frankly, it's none of my damn business. Just the same goes for hair stuff...I'm not "natural" for my own good. Most times if I had the money to match the desire, I'd have my hair weaved up and slicked back but we're in a recession...or some shit like that. I dunno but I'm too broke to style my hair any other type of way unless I do it myself...which takes up too much time because I have a job...and kids...and I like to exercise...and exercise with a weave sounds nasty, sweaty, and hard o maintain though. On to the NEXT TOPIC lol
I made the mistake of going to PETA for some great meatless recipes and found out some shit I just wasn't all the way prepared to take in..like the process of slaughtering an animal and...just some graphic mess that will scramble your brain up almost as badly as going to prison would. Once your back in the real world, meat just looks weird now. Also might be similar to how one might feel when you're in public school and they touch on the slavery chapter in history class for the first time...in depth. Just some rude awakening type of information. While I'm on the PETA site, I'm browsing or what-have-you and realized that I was simply...out. I was out. I didn't want any part in consuming meat or baby meat or whatever. Even eggs, that shit threw me off. The milk though too....omg. The single thing that I have yet to give up is cheese. Beloved Cheese. Man, I love me some cheese...on eveerything. Bread, pasta, on a stick,in a bowl, oozing ontop of fries, oozing ontop of chips, fried and covered in more cheese, in the center of a danish, melted into some ramen noodles, sprinkled ontop of a salad, a chip off the block, a squish from the can...ehn actually I'm not too fond of canned cheese. I like my cow byproducts freshhhhh, honey! But...I took a small hiatus from cheese immediately after realizing that cows produce milk just like humans...only when pregnant in order to feed the baby cow. Now, if trillions of gallons of milk are being sold across the country in the stores and dumped for cheese and shipped for your favorite candy bar mix...and delivered to your local bakery to make all those delicious cakes and treats, and processed to your favorite coffee shoppe....where the fuck are the baby cows getting their milk from? Exactly. What the hell. SO, that's what I've been on. I try to avoid cheese but cum'mon, cheese is literally in everything. Not literally, but significant enough where I said fuck it, it's just cheese.
I've tried to switch up my diet cold turkey and it worked for me. I hate the texture of meat in my mouth. I feel like I'm chewing animal pieces!
So for now, animals and I are friends :)
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