I know it seems to have been a while but, believe me, I've been blogging all of my important moments...I've captured everything from piercing my lip in my bathroom to cooking some spaghetti lol.
Unfortunately, I haven't been able to post videos to my blog from my work laptop. Plus, because of video quality, I've been blogging on my tablet, which is not able to connect to a stable network for uploading lately. But I've found the best McDonalds (no one is ever in here...best wi-fi all for myself!haha) so I'm trying to connect my various high-tech devices together but umm...I'm still struggling with that as well.
Needless to say, we've def got quite a bit to catch up on... Tina's graduating, my happy single life, my new look, my parents, everything has been changing for the better
...including my phone number lmao.
Umm yea... I realized that in order to drop old habits, it helps to "drop" people who don't mind encouraging you to do wrong...So, to prevent unwanted "old friends" from popping up in unfamiliar numerical ways, I changed my number and cleared my contact list. I've also changed my music selection and have made it a point to stick to tasks that I start and pay people that I owe in some sort of legal manner as efficiently as I possiby can afford to do...and it's been working out very well.
It's almost 8 and I'm wishing I could somehow steal this wi-fi and take it home with me. I'm sure there's a router around here somewhere...hmm...
Well anyway, my boss is on a whole nother level of ...her-ness. So much that I have decided to give her a code name
...it will be Bella Loca...nah that's inaccurate.
Maybe Orphias.?
Yesss! Orphias.
No one will associate that with her and yet, it fits! lol. Ok...
So Orphias is pissing me off quite a bit lately. So much that I haven't said a word in the past 2 days of employment just to avoid combative conversations with Orphias. Phi-Phi (this will be Orphias's nick-name) is ALWAYS right...no questions. She's right.Period. (-_-)
I fixed that, though. Intentionally, of course. But it's fixed and that's the bigger picture so thats what we'll look at: The Bigger Picture. The Bigger Picture will be code for my job...so for instance, Tuesday, at approx 8:39 (9 minutes late as usual), I will be arriving at The Bigger Picture. :)
Kool...works out very, very well lol.
So, today I arrived at The Bigger Picture to find that Orphias was ready to disrespect my gangsta before I even punched the damn clock...
" Why don't you leave your house 9 minutes earlier?", she says.
And I'm just lookin like...Don't you think I try to be on time? You think I like listening to this shit eeevvery day? Why the hell are you in my face right now, anyway? I'm here, aren't I? I do a damn good job, don't I? You think I'm interested in half the shit that "goes down" via email, don't you?....So what the fuck is the problem??? Now I'm 13 minutes late! Thank you, Orphias. Thank you for stalling and mking me look a little less punctual on this beautiful Monday morning. Thank freakin' YOU...
"Sure, Orphias. I'll leave 15 minutes earlier! :)"
Ehn, killing someone with kindness has never been this fucking difficult, man.
-deena <3
Unfortunately, I haven't been able to post videos to my blog from my work laptop. Plus, because of video quality, I've been blogging on my tablet, which is not able to connect to a stable network for uploading lately. But I've found the best McDonalds (no one is ever in here...best wi-fi all for myself!haha) so I'm trying to connect my various high-tech devices together but umm...I'm still struggling with that as well.
Needless to say, we've def got quite a bit to catch up on... Tina's graduating, my happy single life, my new look, my parents, everything has been changing for the better
...including my phone number lmao.
Umm yea... I realized that in order to drop old habits, it helps to "drop" people who don't mind encouraging you to do wrong...So, to prevent unwanted "old friends" from popping up in unfamiliar numerical ways, I changed my number and cleared my contact list. I've also changed my music selection and have made it a point to stick to tasks that I start and pay people that I owe in some sort of legal manner as efficiently as I possiby can afford to do...and it's been working out very well.
It's almost 8 and I'm wishing I could somehow steal this wi-fi and take it home with me. I'm sure there's a router around here somewhere...hmm...
Well anyway, my boss is on a whole nother level of ...her-ness. So much that I have decided to give her a code name
...it will be Bella Loca...nah that's inaccurate.
Maybe Orphias.?
Yesss! Orphias.
No one will associate that with her and yet, it fits! lol. Ok...
So Orphias is pissing me off quite a bit lately. So much that I haven't said a word in the past 2 days of employment just to avoid combative conversations with Orphias. Phi-Phi (this will be Orphias's nick-name) is ALWAYS right...no questions. She's right.Period. (-_-)
I fixed that, though. Intentionally, of course. But it's fixed and that's the bigger picture so thats what we'll look at: The Bigger Picture. The Bigger Picture will be code for my job...so for instance, Tuesday, at approx 8:39 (9 minutes late as usual), I will be arriving at The Bigger Picture. :)
Kool...works out very, very well lol.
So, today I arrived at The Bigger Picture to find that Orphias was ready to disrespect my gangsta before I even punched the damn clock...
" Why don't you leave your house 9 minutes earlier?", she says.
And I'm just lookin like...Don't you think I try to be on time? You think I like listening to this shit eeevvery day? Why the hell are you in my face right now, anyway? I'm here, aren't I? I do a damn good job, don't I? You think I'm interested in half the shit that "goes down" via email, don't you?....So what the fuck is the problem??? Now I'm 13 minutes late! Thank you, Orphias. Thank you for stalling and mking me look a little less punctual on this beautiful Monday morning. Thank freakin' YOU...
"Sure, Orphias. I'll leave 15 minutes earlier! :)"
Ehn, killing someone with kindness has never been this fucking difficult, man.
-deena <3
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