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Thing #2 on my "I didn't know I hated this" list

As much as I hate an oily face, i have complete control as to whether or not I allow make-up application to annoy me...nothing is more annoying than things that i cant control...like what other people choose to do with their free time that may indirectly effect me...for instance, the "pretty boy" face all over my facebook wall...like wtf dude?nobody with actual friends really cares about the many tricks ur eyebrows can perform...or how much u love to pooch ur lips out to kiss the girlfriend u'll never get. Most girls with a real vision of a successful relationship don't want a boy/"man" to edit his pictures with powdery, glittery photo effects with "prettiii boiiiiiiiii" all over his face.most annoying shit I've ever experienced as a facebook veteran.

I hate it even more when i realize that I've seen this person on plenty of occasions and their face has never looked this good outside of the Internet.and how pretty do u need to be in order to anoint yourself as a pretty man-boy?

It really sucks when you spend all day, waiting for your one inspirational moment to post the perfect status on your wall when suddenly...some beautiful man-chick posts mindless shit that def isnt worth a [like] click...such as this: "like my status if you like my status"...yea, you read it correctly.this turd puts "like my status if you like my status"...now what the hell life lesson can ur fellow facebookers take from that?next thing u know,they've got 200 likes on a post about something no one is really sure of, actually. i was thinking one day that i might like to meet the 200 women who found what some may consider redundancy to be highly intuitive.

Call me what u want, (hater,single,loser,blogger,whatever) but there is no way refresh ur wall page and cringe at the sight of yet another clone of pretty, manly confusion/constipation...that is some bull lol.these past few months, i thought the whole hamajacky barbie face was entertaining...didnt even know i hated this foolishness lol.

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