So I try my best to fall asleep earlier tonight and end up wide awake hours later...browsing ("facebook stalking") HAWO(highly attractive while online) pictures of guys I'll probably never meet...and i realized,for some random reason, that i don't think i like make-up as much as i thought i did...the shit gets all over my collar/neck line, i waste 20 minutes every morning trying to improve natures perfection (or something close to perfect at least)...that's an extra 40-50 dollars/yr if i stop investing in the newest,"pore cleansing" foundation...i never understood how the pore cleansing process included plugging those bitches up with whale marrow anyway but hey, those media campaign folks make it look pretty necessary...
When i saw that cover girl commercial with Latifah's golden locks flowing through a questionable breeze while she stood in the middle of a non-existent scenery (all white errrthang), i thought "Damn...I need some of that...i think..." after the close up of her flawless skin i was sold.what else did i need to hear?and of course immediately after, there's a commercial for proactive lol oh,the irony ehn?
Anyway...i think im going to just stick with the basics (eyes and some blush).i realized that make up cant possibly be made to "absorb" the oil up outta ur face...theres oil in the damn make up.and after it absorbs ur facial excretions, where does that shit go?ill tell u where: right smack dab in the middle of ur shiny ass chin/forehead/nose...yea,been there,done that...lookin like i decided to moisturize my face with some freshly pasteurized butter, gleamin and whatnot.hellll nawl, foundation is not my thing.
And dont be surprised that these are the thoughts i have before bed lmao. im sure most would expect my thoughts to put more concern into baby daddys, how broke i might be if i decided one day that i hated my job and everybody in my immediate surroundings,jumped on my desk with two erect middle fingers (freshly polished for the occasion, of course) while singing some highly rebellious,underground lyrics...but no...im more concerned about how shiny i was today an how much maintainenc they dont mention is required for ur "long lasting" make up to last as long as u would like...whether ur oily or not, u end up shining anyway.
Then theres the risk of "Ghost-Face" when u have one mark on ur face that you need to cover...once u cover it, u realize how much more make up is on that one spot than the rest so you try to make it even...then ur face is like a whole nother spectrum of a hue unheard of...BUT, the spot is gone...i guess that counts?
I really feel like im on a roll with things I strongly dislike...next post in progress as we read/type/actively participate in internet media file sharing/networking...take that to the bank and cash it :) haha
When i saw that cover girl commercial with Latifah's golden locks flowing through a questionable breeze while she stood in the middle of a non-existent scenery (all white errrthang), i thought "Damn...I need some of that...i think..." after the close up of her flawless skin i was sold.what else did i need to hear?and of course immediately after, there's a commercial for proactive lol oh,the irony ehn?
Anyway...i think im going to just stick with the basics (eyes and some blush).i realized that make up cant possibly be made to "absorb" the oil up outta ur face...theres oil in the damn make up.and after it absorbs ur facial excretions, where does that shit go?ill tell u where: right smack dab in the middle of ur shiny ass chin/forehead/nose...yea,been there,done that...lookin like i decided to moisturize my face with some freshly pasteurized butter, gleamin and whatnot.hellll nawl, foundation is not my thing.
And dont be surprised that these are the thoughts i have before bed lmao. im sure most would expect my thoughts to put more concern into baby daddys, how broke i might be if i decided one day that i hated my job and everybody in my immediate surroundings,jumped on my desk with two erect middle fingers (freshly polished for the occasion, of course) while singing some highly rebellious,underground lyrics...but no...im more concerned about how shiny i was today an how much maintainenc they dont mention is required for ur "long lasting" make up to last as long as u would like...whether ur oily or not, u end up shining anyway.
Then theres the risk of "Ghost-Face" when u have one mark on ur face that you need to cover...once u cover it, u realize how much more make up is on that one spot than the rest so you try to make it even...then ur face is like a whole nother spectrum of a hue unheard of...BUT, the spot is gone...i guess that counts?
I really feel like im on a roll with things I strongly dislike...next post in progress as we read/type/actively participate in internet media file sharing/networking...take that to the bank and cash it :) haha
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