What Was I Thinking...

 I decided to go ahead and sign up for some classes. I took a semester off because I knew my life was about to be a lil cray cray and my focus would be elsewhere. I'm proud of myself because that was very responsible and out of character for me lmao

I wonder why the first week of the semester was the same as 4th of July. Yall could've waited a week...or started a week sooner, even? I don't know, time crunch was crucial, that's all. I managed but I'm just finishing assignments and whatnot and it's 11PM on Sunday. Midnight is the cut off lol. I'm great under pressure though. It's a sight to see but don't get too close either while I'm doing my thing haha

You ever have a conversation and then a little time goes by and you think...damn, i shoulda said xyz or whoopty whoop whoop? That happens to me all the time. For me, it's not a "oops I shouldn't have". It's a "Oh, wait, there's more 🤓" 

It's ok, sometimes I be tripping and should stfu lmao

I've been obsessed with making my own pizzas lately. The combinations are just endless, and I don't have to pay 1.25 per topping or order a medium that looks small. That ever happen to you? So you get the large the next time and realize the pizzas are the same size, the BOXES are different sizes. A scam.

 That's never happened to me for sure but it's another one of my conspiracy theories. If I wasn't always so damn hungry when I got my pizza, I could've easily tested this out by ordering each size and measuring the pizzas. I didn't think about that until just now. Plus, I'm boycotting ordering out and making it myself anyway now as a result of my theory I never even tested to prove it true or false 🤔 Whatever lmao. My shit slaps way harder than papa johns. Nobody tops Hungry Howie's though...that cheese pull have ya singin "NNNNoooboooody baayyybayyyy!"  haha.

I'm waiting on my pizza in the oven right now... BBQ bacon pineapple...yeesssuuuhhhhhhh.

A garden gnome with the appetite of an ogre...she was a fairy 🧚🏾‍♀️

Anyone else surprised Waka never trademarked the "Bow Bow Bow" adlib...i meeaaannn sexxy redd, the fairy lady, im sure there's more who took it and pooped all over it, even Bryson...which is technically a metaphor/quote in his case so maybe it doesn't count as stealing. 

I intended on doing my hair today but i never expected my chat gpt subscription to limit my data on a non-pay week. I had to do some of the heavy lifting with my schoolwork this time. That shit is for the birds, honey. Chat mmeeeeeeee pleaaseeeee lol so we're going short, curly natural for the week. Aint nobody got time for that.

Bout to smash this pizza (pause), stretch, howl at the moon and call it a night.

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