PTLIF! (Praise The Lawd It's Friday!)
So a while ago, over the past few 6 or 7 years, I put together just a list of things that will always and forever irritate the hell out of me.... Figured I'd share :)
#9. Men With an Over Abundance of Clothes/Shoes or a Shoe "Obsession"
Some girls think it's sexy for their guy to have a room full of hats that coordinate with their room of shoes...but of course all of that shit coordinates with his color-coded wardrobe..
Get the hell over yourself dude. I cannot understand how a man could pay so much attention to gaining attention. Like, that's MY job. IM supposed to look cute, and you're supposed to help me by not looking as cute. I had a huge cruch on this one guy in particular in high school because everyone else did lol and then I realized that this kid had his Jordans matching his clothes EVERY day. I thought that maybe he had a job, nope. If you are a boy, shoe obsessions are ok but if you're a grown ass man, you need a pair of working boots, maybe a black and a brown pair of dress shoes, and some nice sneakers. DONE. not a wall stacked with Jordans that you only wear once or twice. That shit is arrogant. When the world catches fire and everyone goes to hell or wherever, you think you're gonna need your home-made shoe warehouse? Heeel nah, you wont. Nigga where are MY shoes? Why don't you ask your mother to donate to the cause and get everybody some shoes since she's probly the one entertaining this shoe fetish. To relish an object with such little use is beyond obsurd to me. Let's be real. You know it's rather silly to be a man and make it your top priority to make a million phone calls to get a deal on one pair of shoes, just because. To be on the phone, at the mercy of the merchant, for some foam and leather that the little Arabian baby who made it cant even afford to touch after the last stitch goes into it. What are you supporting? Michael Jordan, who married outside of his culture (no offense to his extraordinary athletic skill and ability), doesn't give 2 fucks about you, other than the fact you would kill for his merchandise. mean, niggas have their lights off, standing in line though to buy some sneakers. Or the kid is a bad ass hellion, but deserves some J's before a butt-woopin? Chile boo...any man who's concern is his shoes, or clothes, has the meaning and purpose of human existence all sorts of distorted. Tell em how you REALLY feel though! Like damn, you go through all that cash for these shoes every week or whatever, and yo ass can't afford some mouthwash my G? Some colgate? Hot ass mouth, fresh ass shoes....put you're foot in your mouth my brotha.ASAP. Theeeen, got the neeerve to ask me why I don't find the importance of shoes and clothes on a regular basis. Because I'm a regular person who has bills and a job. Just because you live with your mom, rent free, driving her car, eating her groceries, working in the drive through hustlin for some sneakers, doesn't mean that everyone is uhh "about THAT life". Some of us have to buy our own groceries, pay our own bills, fill up our own vehicles...and other more important shit than massive amounts of ill-fitting clothes and flashy shoes. No, I've never been jacked for my sneakers because don't nobody want what I got. Flashy men are lonely men...with no real desire for a relationship with another human being. Pay attention to your budget, and then maybe your luck will change. Women, I can understand that. We are known for accessorizing. It may be a double-standard but before you start hollering about "Standards", reconsider your own standards. A simple man has more of his mental capacity available to cater to me, love me unconditionally, and be satisfied with my attention. A man with a closet bigger than mine is a man who has an excessive appetite for attention, so for sure, my attention alone won't be enough...Unless of course I turn into some sort of expensive accessorie that you might show around once or twice. A man like that, a man like that has no loyalty, no focus, no dedication, no goals...except again if your a shoe. Which I am NOT...nor ever will be.
Next: #18 - Frontin'
So a while ago, over the past few 6 or 7 years, I put together just a list of things that will always and forever irritate the hell out of me.... Figured I'd share :)
#9. Men With an Over Abundance of Clothes/Shoes or a Shoe "Obsession"
Some girls think it's sexy for their guy to have a room full of hats that coordinate with their room of shoes...but of course all of that shit coordinates with his color-coded wardrobe..
Get the hell over yourself dude. I cannot understand how a man could pay so much attention to gaining attention. Like, that's MY job. IM supposed to look cute, and you're supposed to help me by not looking as cute. I had a huge cruch on this one guy in particular in high school because everyone else did lol and then I realized that this kid had his Jordans matching his clothes EVERY day. I thought that maybe he had a job, nope. If you are a boy, shoe obsessions are ok but if you're a grown ass man, you need a pair of working boots, maybe a black and a brown pair of dress shoes, and some nice sneakers. DONE. not a wall stacked with Jordans that you only wear once or twice. That shit is arrogant. When the world catches fire and everyone goes to hell or wherever, you think you're gonna need your home-made shoe warehouse? Heeel nah, you wont. Nigga where are MY shoes? Why don't you ask your mother to donate to the cause and get everybody some shoes since she's probly the one entertaining this shoe fetish. To relish an object with such little use is beyond obsurd to me. Let's be real. You know it's rather silly to be a man and make it your top priority to make a million phone calls to get a deal on one pair of shoes, just because. To be on the phone, at the mercy of the merchant, for some foam and leather that the little Arabian baby who made it cant even afford to touch after the last stitch goes into it. What are you supporting? Michael Jordan, who married outside of his culture (no offense to his extraordinary athletic skill and ability), doesn't give 2 fucks about you, other than the fact you would kill for his merchandise. mean, niggas have their lights off, standing in line though to buy some sneakers. Or the kid is a bad ass hellion, but deserves some J's before a butt-woopin? Chile boo...any man who's concern is his shoes, or clothes, has the meaning and purpose of human existence all sorts of distorted. Tell em how you REALLY feel though! Like damn, you go through all that cash for these shoes every week or whatever, and yo ass can't afford some mouthwash my G? Some colgate? Hot ass mouth, fresh ass shoes....put you're foot in your mouth my brotha.ASAP. Theeeen, got the neeerve to ask me why I don't find the importance of shoes and clothes on a regular basis. Because I'm a regular person who has bills and a job. Just because you live with your mom, rent free, driving her car, eating her groceries, working in the drive through hustlin for some sneakers, doesn't mean that everyone is uhh "about THAT life". Some of us have to buy our own groceries, pay our own bills, fill up our own vehicles...and other more important shit than massive amounts of ill-fitting clothes and flashy shoes. No, I've never been jacked for my sneakers because don't nobody want what I got. Flashy men are lonely men...with no real desire for a relationship with another human being. Pay attention to your budget, and then maybe your luck will change. Women, I can understand that. We are known for accessorizing. It may be a double-standard but before you start hollering about "Standards", reconsider your own standards. A simple man has more of his mental capacity available to cater to me, love me unconditionally, and be satisfied with my attention. A man with a closet bigger than mine is a man who has an excessive appetite for attention, so for sure, my attention alone won't be enough...Unless of course I turn into some sort of expensive accessorie that you might show around once or twice. A man like that, a man like that has no loyalty, no focus, no dedication, no goals...except again if your a shoe. Which I am NOT...nor ever will be.
Next: #18 - Frontin'
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