Part 2 of anything is never as good as the Part 1...soooo don't expect much out of this.
I went to lunch today and got lost as fuck. All I wanted was some Publix sushi and gas. Found Publix over here on accident and then ran out of gas trying to find the fucking gas station...No worries though, I'm cute and someone was surely going to see me in distress and come to my rescue...at least that's what I was planning but after 10 minutes of trying to push my vehicle uphill, I decided to just push backwards in the opposite direction (which I'm sure is highly NOT recommended). Luckily, that didn't work either so I said fuck all of this shit. Sat on my trunk and ate my sushi...then I walked to the library, waited in line for a computer and map quested my extra late ass back to work.
Ok half of that story was highly fabricated but that's what it felt like...and I really truly got lost on my way back from Publix...man, fuck this relocation. Now that I don't have my smart phone anymore, I'm screwed as far as driving directions are concerned. So if I don't have a smart phone, I have a dumb phone...aka Blackberry. And you know what, back when the Blackberry came out and Drake bragged about writing all his sonnets on this shit-phone, I thought, "Wow, I want one!" Now that I have one, I'm convinced they payed him a nice bit of change to sell their brand because this shit right HERE? Not the business! I bet his Blackberry behind has an IPhone now that he's above the average starving rapper...and when I am no longer a starving rapper, I too will invest in an IPhone i guess...
Speaking of rapping, I'm slowly but most definitely developing a strong crush on 2 very different artists...Kendrick Lamar and uhh...2 CHAAAAINZZZZZ!
Yes, 2 Chainz. He's not the brightest crayon but dammit, he's catchy!
And Kenny Baby?? Straight lyrical genius...soooo sexayyy haha
(OK I honestly don't think either of the 2 are "sexayyy" but I am highly addicted to both ends of the spectrum on the intelligent rapper scale...)I AM SMOKIN ON DAT GAAASSSS.LIKE TO BE ON CINEMAX!MOVIES!BOUGHT MY BOO BIGGER....ok I'm finished with my 2 Chainz moment. yea, he's not sexayyy...I don't really like long hair on a man. I want to be the one with long hair in the relationship. When we go out, i want to be the one taking hours to perfect my hair, not both of us...next thing you know, you'll be tryna dress like me too. EW hell no.But yea I was thinking, while listening to Kendrick, what if I just got the hell up and applied to 6 jobs/morning and 6/afternoon...that's 12/day for 5 days...uhh that's plenty of applications. I'm done complaining...I'm going to fix the situation by changing uhh my environment...yes.
Yes!! Fixing the damn problem! Alright that's it for round 2 of the day. Thanks for listening...writing...whatever. Just Thanks, Okay?
I went to lunch today and got lost as fuck. All I wanted was some Publix sushi and gas. Found Publix over here on accident and then ran out of gas trying to find the fucking gas station...No worries though, I'm cute and someone was surely going to see me in distress and come to my rescue...at least that's what I was planning but after 10 minutes of trying to push my vehicle uphill, I decided to just push backwards in the opposite direction (which I'm sure is highly NOT recommended). Luckily, that didn't work either so I said fuck all of this shit. Sat on my trunk and ate my sushi...then I walked to the library, waited in line for a computer and map quested my extra late ass back to work.
Ok half of that story was highly fabricated but that's what it felt like...and I really truly got lost on my way back from Publix...man, fuck this relocation. Now that I don't have my smart phone anymore, I'm screwed as far as driving directions are concerned. So if I don't have a smart phone, I have a dumb phone...aka Blackberry. And you know what, back when the Blackberry came out and Drake bragged about writing all his sonnets on this shit-phone, I thought, "Wow, I want one!" Now that I have one, I'm convinced they payed him a nice bit of change to sell their brand because this shit right HERE? Not the business! I bet his Blackberry behind has an IPhone now that he's above the average starving rapper...and when I am no longer a starving rapper, I too will invest in an IPhone i guess...
Speaking of rapping, I'm slowly but most definitely developing a strong crush on 2 very different artists...Kendrick Lamar and uhh...2 CHAAAAINZZZZZ!
Yes, 2 Chainz. He's not the brightest crayon but dammit, he's catchy!
And Kenny Baby?? Straight lyrical genius...soooo sexayyy haha
(OK I honestly don't think either of the 2 are "sexayyy" but I am highly addicted to both ends of the spectrum on the intelligent rapper scale...)I AM SMOKIN ON DAT GAAASSSS.LIKE TO BE ON CINEMAX!MOVIES!BOUGHT MY BOO BIGGER....ok I'm finished with my 2 Chainz moment. yea, he's not sexayyy...I don't really like long hair on a man. I want to be the one with long hair in the relationship. When we go out, i want to be the one taking hours to perfect my hair, not both of us...next thing you know, you'll be tryna dress like me too. EW hell no.But yea I was thinking, while listening to Kendrick, what if I just got the hell up and applied to 6 jobs/morning and 6/afternoon...that's 12/day for 5 days...uhh that's plenty of applications. I'm done complaining...I'm going to fix the situation by changing uhh my environment...yes.
Yes!! Fixing the damn problem! Alright that's it for round 2 of the day. Thanks for listening...writing...whatever. Just Thanks, Okay?
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