As I type to my readers today, I can't help but think of how excited I am to attend my sister's wedding. Of all the people I've been told to not be like, she's the one I hope to mimic n my "adult life." Not because she's tall and has farts that smell of caked horse shit on a hot farm, ridden with drought...But because she's in love and happy and is still able to be herself and do what she wants to do to better herself with someone there, a companion, Money Matt, to help her along the way. it's like the human version of Shrek...(neither of the two are green horrid beasts to my knowledge but its the principal we're looking at here) But yes, such a beautiful family.
Malcolm is only minutes away at this very moment. Even though we've "met" before, I'm just as nervous/excited as I was last month when he came to visit...Just can't wait to be goofy and bored with someone other than my polka-pig, Chuck. (My cousin and I painted my piggy bank blue with green polka dots...He never has money in him so I fill his empty pork-like shell with the echos of my woes/concerns/wisdom, in that exact order, every night annnd every morning with my stank ass morning breath because his nose doesn't work so he doesn't care. Malcolm's nose works though so I may need to sleep with toothpaste in my mouth...ok its not THAT bad. This is a very long side-note soooo I'm closing the parenthesis...now.)
I'm plotting to flee from my job to pick him up from the airport. My mom offered to do it but uhhhh no. No need for that, mother. I can handle this just fine, thanks.
I'm drawing a blank and I don't want to annoy you with a long explanation of how excited I feel right now at this very second that I just typed the letter "r" in letter...yep. Not going to do that so it's best for me to wish you all a wonderful hump day and ...
IM OUT.
-Peace!
(AHHH MALCOLMS ALMOST HERE WHATTTTTTT?YES SON!ALMOST.THE.FLUP.HERE YO!SOOO FUGGIN STOKED.AAAAHHHHH SHIITTTT.AIRPORTAIRPORTAIRPORTAIRPORT YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES WHOOP!!WHOOP!)
Malcolm is only minutes away at this very moment. Even though we've "met" before, I'm just as nervous/excited as I was last month when he came to visit...Just can't wait to be goofy and bored with someone other than my polka-pig, Chuck. (My cousin and I painted my piggy bank blue with green polka dots...He never has money in him so I fill his empty pork-like shell with the echos of my woes/concerns/wisdom, in that exact order, every night annnd every morning with my stank ass morning breath because his nose doesn't work so he doesn't care. Malcolm's nose works though so I may need to sleep with toothpaste in my mouth...ok its not THAT bad. This is a very long side-note soooo I'm closing the parenthesis...now.)
I'm plotting to flee from my job to pick him up from the airport. My mom offered to do it but uhhhh no. No need for that, mother. I can handle this just fine, thanks.
I'm drawing a blank and I don't want to annoy you with a long explanation of how excited I feel right now at this very second that I just typed the letter "r" in letter...yep. Not going to do that so it's best for me to wish you all a wonderful hump day and ...
IM OUT.
-Peace!
(AHHH MALCOLMS ALMOST HERE WHATTTTTTT?YES SON!ALMOST.THE.FLUP.HERE YO!SOOO FUGGIN STOKED.AAAAHHHHH SHIITTTT.AIRPORTAIRPORTAIRPORTAIRPORT YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES WHOOP!!WHOOP!)
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