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9-5...Not 9- Tomorrow

Today will be full of shxt. I hate to be the pessimist but umm..

Orphias is complaining because her request for mandatory 10 hr work days for the entire dept on a reg was declined...

I want to punch her so badly right now.

10 hours!? omg shut up!
8 of these bxthces is torture enough!!

I think this is the day I might forget to turn on my professional filter. I must speak up because I am 100% not down with this shxt bruh...100 PERCENT!

Who the hell wants to work more??! I hate ranting but I fell like if I don't pre-occupy my hands, I might do some irrational shxt. Finger flippin, neck rollin', hip proppin shxt.

She's NOT giving up and I think she knows she'll get her way...
Remember I said she was always right? Oh, you thought I was PLAYIN, son?? She always wins because she annoys the shit out of you until you say "Fuck IT ORPHIAS!You win!"

This is not good at all. I will take this straight to HR. And here's my list of reasons why:

1. This IS NOT a hobby. Don't feel too stoked to be in this mother fxcker any longer than required to pay my rent and other living expenses.

2. If I pay for a full week of daycare, you better believe my kids will attend Mon-Fri for every last 200+ dollars I invested in that particular week. If they go to school, I go to the Bigger Picture. That's how the world has worked for the past 5 years, why "fix" it?

3. Orphias is the only one who will benefit from this shit. Selfish, huh?...I know!Shut her up and tell her NO!...HEEEYALL NAAWWLL!

4. I love this place. If you make me stay more than I signed up for, I'll hate it...and complain.

5.Did I mention THIS IS NOT CONSIDERED a HOBBY...Refuse to stay in this bitch to just sit around for 2 hours of chit-chat.

6. Do you know what I could do in 2 HOURS?...Nothing, if I'm stuck at this place (-_-)

Those are 6 good reasons and I believe most of my coworkers would agree...That Shh Cray!!

Now she's going to spend all day trying to convince me that I would love working 10 hours a week so when she goes to corporate with her request, she'll have a herd of brainless, ass-kissin, workaholic minions behind her 10-hr campaign. Well I won't be there, dammit.



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