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this past week...

thts the face my brain makes wen i walk into work lmao
Ive been working at jimmy's 5 days a week from 5-11 30pm and i swear i hate it with every flap jackin bone in my body.the people are great but the actual job itself has me thinkin "WTF!" every time i put my hand on the door to walk into work.some people just aren't made for fast food like foreal.but i keep tellin myself-just wash the damn dishes cuz as much as u wash them at home,there's no way u can eff up and get fired for washin too many dishes lol.so yea ive been cleaning window sills...OUTSIDE which makes no sense at all to me becuz every time i clean those things,the wind thinks its funny as hell and blows more sand around and i gotta go back outside and clean it all over again.


this job has me so bored and delusional that i swear squirrels are laughin at me wen im takin out trash...or i think the birds are waiting to attack me wen i bring the old bread outside at night.like im not crazy but ill give it another 2-3 months workin at this place lol.and i try to do the fun stuff like slicin meat and cheese but this weird lady has like adopted the meat slicer.she named it mooman?and while shes workin NOBODY BETTER TOUCH THE SLICER.like foreal she goes crazy over tht thing.


yesterday she said her arm was hurtin from slicin so much...so she went out for a break & i figured the cheese shouldn't just sit there...so i went to slice it and i got a good 3 slices of provolone out or watever and i turned around and this chick was frikin lookin like she was bout to choke slam me.shes like 6'2 and im 5'1 so automatically im at a disadvantage lol.but yea...u kno how u think of scenarios in slow motion in ur head sometimes?well i figured if she tried anything crazy id grab the cheese log and provolone her...only enough for it to be self defense tho.nothing too violent bcuz im sure they'd care more about loosing 4 pounds of cheese than loosin an employee?lmao.but luckily she was just like "umm ur not qualified to touch the slicer,i am.so if u could just move,i can take it from here,thanks!"and i was just lookin like well damn.fine then!sorry im not "qualified" to move a damn handle back and forth.then i got my bottle of Windex and went to wiping my windows(and 3/4 of the store is windows btw so imagine the fun i had with tht :/ )but that's ok tho.i don't like large slicing devices anyway...it was fun but obviously not for me?so while i was cleaning these windows again in the heat i was thinkin ill anonymously make a suggestion box and suggest that we get some regular walls in that bit so short,"non qualified" meat slicers can do something a little less pointless?but im sure that would be a FAIL in my book of bright ideas and get me right back to where i started:cleaning frikin windowsills.

but on a better note,im getting some more weave.i figured my sales at the oil shop went down bcuz of my hair's lack of enthusiasm lol.i love my hair tho.its slightly curly/straight swag has been pretty cute this summer but its hot outside!so im getting like a bob i guess...ill post pics of course!it should be cute tho.the back will look something like that over there :) i just don't know what to do with the front cuz i don't have a perm lol and my hair is...quite difficult bcuz i haven't figured out how to tame it wen weather becomes a factor in the equation.maybe a good flat ironing will help it lay down in the front?

my ooVoo goon aj...tried to keep last name confidential but uhh haha
i haven't been on skype/ooVoo lately because my ace boon ooVoo friend doesn't have a laptop charger anymore and i only have like 2 friends on there lmao sooo yea...that was a short-lived addiction.which is a good thing tho becuz im sure i would've been completely obsessed with it.like dangerously obsessed...like...meat slicer obsessed lol.:)

2 comments:

  1. lolol!
    That lady called you "unqualified"...man "F!" that! You're OVER qualified...my roommate in college sliced the meat at Publix. It's not rocket science. Glad you took the initiative to prove to her that you could slice cheese without her oversight. Damn - thats wack - I wanna come in there next time I'm in Jax just to complain that my cheese is sliced too thick.

    Don't worry about the fact that it's a job you don't like. I think we all been there. It's a job and it's a paycheck. You worked hard to find that so use it to your advantage and spend your off days looking for a job where you don't have to deal with some middle aged sasquatch cheese slicer with an inferiority complex...I imagine she has a moustache too...just what I envision...

    Don't get too gangster Young $$... but if you gotta provolone her to the bone like Capone then make sure you're not near the slicer when you do it! lol

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  2. Hi its SheRoe

    lol dang Deena your still hilarious. Though I know if you can wash a window you can definitely slice some cheese lol. There are alot of people that need jobs so appreciate it I know I would maybe. lol j/k I would

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