Just venting my brain over here...don't mind me but I would love to have a bestie that I could see and spend time with on a reg basis that I can literally vent EVERYTHING to without that awkward "WTF did you say you do/did/want to do?" face afterward. I need for my bf to be like hell yea! Been there/done that/let's do it right now type attitude you know...Hard to describe, and of course I could be the type who just doesn't attract those type of people because I'm typically considered to be a "boring mom"...but I'm more than just a boring mom, dammit! Mostly because I'm not boring lol
Don't get me wrong, I have a few friends who I always say "OMG we need to hang out!!!!" and then that's the extent of that friendship. What the hell is that?
And I love my mother dearly, really I do. She often took pride in being "friendless" though and uhh...that ain't my style lol. I'm a social butterfly but prettier...and smarter probably. So I need another one to roll with. My sister is my other half of course but she's in another town so we only see each other with kids and our mom/men around...and that's ok too you know but I need a HOMEGIRL. I feel awkward dancing comfortably around my sister...and I like ratchet music. My current "homies" aren't totally down with the ratchet as deeply as I am...I know all the words to some 2 Chainz...and I know the definitions to about 83% of the words in the dictionary...That's just to give an idea of what type of brain capacity I'd like to be around on a regular basis.
I know I complain on a regular basis about how wack my office is because it's full of women but I'm a woman too and I love to gossip (not at work/with coworkers though). Ask Shabazz, I'm pretty damn nosey and goofy and I'd like for a partner in crime to just pop up and befriend me and live happily ever after....
I used to have a great lil net of friends that I saw alll the time and hung out with almost religiously...I had like 5 really good friends in highschool that knew ALLLLL my business...when I say ALL, I mean ALL of it. Between switching high schools and graduation, I don't really talk to any of them now. And when I do, it's fairly awkward because it's been so long since we last spoke and neither party really knows why exactly... So this is my official unofficial hunt for a friend....wow, if this isn't a social low, idk what is lmao
Must be/have:
Thats the minimal...everything else is pretty damn ok I suppose. All serious inquiries are more than welcome to shoot me a message on FB for more details that I cannot disclose on here because my father, cousins, and other relatives are uhh...reading and enjoying this wonderful site lol
Idc what you look like either really...preferably not better looking than me...After all, I'M starting the clique...YOU'RE following. Leaders always look the best...
I'm totally just kidding lmao. Now everyone's probly like ...oooh that's why your begging for friendships hahahahaha oh boy....ok but yes. I really don't care what u look like. Black, White, Asian, Purple, Short, Tall, One foot, Low cut, weave...whatever.
And I'd just like to have you know...this is not easy for me to request so bare with me. Took alot of pride shuffling to let this out so don't judge me. :)
Don't get me wrong, I have a few friends who I always say "OMG we need to hang out!!!!" and then that's the extent of that friendship. What the hell is that?
And I love my mother dearly, really I do. She often took pride in being "friendless" though and uhh...that ain't my style lol. I'm a social butterfly but prettier...and smarter probably. So I need another one to roll with. My sister is my other half of course but she's in another town so we only see each other with kids and our mom/men around...and that's ok too you know but I need a HOMEGIRL. I feel awkward dancing comfortably around my sister...and I like ratchet music. My current "homies" aren't totally down with the ratchet as deeply as I am...I know all the words to some 2 Chainz...and I know the definitions to about 83% of the words in the dictionary...That's just to give an idea of what type of brain capacity I'd like to be around on a regular basis.
I know I complain on a regular basis about how wack my office is because it's full of women but I'm a woman too and I love to gossip (not at work/with coworkers though). Ask Shabazz, I'm pretty damn nosey and goofy and I'd like for a partner in crime to just pop up and befriend me and live happily ever after....
I used to have a great lil net of friends that I saw alll the time and hung out with almost religiously...I had like 5 really good friends in highschool that knew ALLLLL my business...when I say ALL, I mean ALL of it. Between switching high schools and graduation, I don't really talk to any of them now. And when I do, it's fairly awkward because it's been so long since we last spoke and neither party really knows why exactly... So this is my official unofficial hunt for a friend....wow, if this isn't a social low, idk what is lmao
Must be/have:
- Funny
- Easy to talk to
- A licensed driver
- A car/truck/van/scooter that can fit the two of us
- A job or some sort of cash income
- All 10 fingers
- Loves Rick Ross, 2 Chainz, Mariah Carey, and Taylor Swift, and other genres/artists with an open sense of musical taste
- Addicted to youtube tutorails like myself
- Trustworthy (I know it's not first on my list but you've gotta slide some things aside when your in desperation)
- Loyal
- Good with kids
Thats the minimal...everything else is pretty damn ok I suppose. All serious inquiries are more than welcome to shoot me a message on FB for more details that I cannot disclose on here because my father, cousins, and other relatives are uhh...reading and enjoying this wonderful site lol
Idc what you look like either really...preferably not better looking than me...After all, I'M starting the clique...YOU'RE following. Leaders always look the best...
I'm totally just kidding lmao. Now everyone's probly like ...oooh that's why your begging for friendships hahahahaha oh boy....ok but yes. I really don't care what u look like. Black, White, Asian, Purple, Short, Tall, One foot, Low cut, weave...whatever.
And I'd just like to have you know...this is not easy for me to request so bare with me. Took alot of pride shuffling to let this out so don't judge me. :)
Love you for this :)
ReplyDeleteAnd many other reasons lol