ooommmggg
i havent been to mosh in ages!
mostly because the last time i went was with girl scouts and i had to sleep under some stupid bats and i ended up peein my pants because i was too scared to get up to go to the bathroom with all those bats!lol
but anywaayyy...
i went today with tina boo and franklin and i had sooo much fun...
i was chillin with the whales,teachin the t-rex how to jerk,showin the owl how to say WHOODY WHOOO!lol
it was beyond dope!
and the whole time,franklina nd chrissy were lookin at me like this %it#h has lost her mind!lmao.
but look at it this way:
if u paid 18 bux to get into a museum,u would have a dern good time rite?
so yea...i was chillin with the blue-lip native americans,peekin under loin cloths,watchin turtles make whoopie under water and cheerin them on!lmao.it was soooooo fun.
and then wen we were leavin,i missed my turn and had to make a u-turn in this big hotel parkin thing
so we're at the red stop light and this old crispy lookin guy is in the intersection like cars are non-existent.
he bends over,takes his shoes off,and starts puttin stuff in his shoes.then his pants fall down to his knees(mind u,hes bent with his rear facing traffic stopped at the light.)all i saw was straight old booty and shlong.it was sooooo gross tht i couldnt help but honk the crap outta my horn.so he got up like he was shocked like i walked in on him takin care of business in a private place or somethin lmao.franklin is like freakin out and tina kept screamin booty booty booty!!
ughh...worst u-turn ever lol.i wish tht for once i can drive from point A-B and back to 'A' without strange ish comin along lol.i had a fun day tho really...very funn! :]
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