ok so...true story!
the other day...
[i believe it was friday]
i brought a little goldfish from near death,back to life!
weird rite??
wrong!!!...more like frikin AMAZING!!!haha!
arite so ur wondering..."wtmfgdhbamfs are u talkin about now deena?"
this is how it all went down:i was home alone on wat seemed to be a regular friday of skipping skool.
i stayed home to get some house chores done before the holiday break was officially break-a-fied u kno?so as im briskly walking my way from my room to the garage
[i was timing myself out of boredom lol]i noticed something in the foyer was astray!so i looked down and theres a cute little white and orange goldfish jus layin there like "oh shit...i see the light"and i was jus standin there like ommmmgggoodness!!so i said[literally outloud]"oh no ya dont, skipper!"i picked him up[yes with my bare hands...im gangsta like tht!]and i sed to him "move for me babe.come on gorgeous. gimme sumthin here!"and his little nemo lookin fin flipped a lil bit so i threw him back in the big tank.so ur probly thinkin..so the f!*% wat?but u see...that wasnt the amazing part!the fish sank and then plopped back up and was bobbin around like a dead little fishy.so i was wondering wat the big deal was because wen humans are drownin..."u take em outta the water and they're straight with some cp....aahhh!!!that's it!cpr!!"i took a lil green mini fish net thingy and i "carefully isolated the individual".then i looked at his lil ugly face and i was like...i cant give him cpr if only one of us has lungs!!bahahaha!![so while im laughin i get this weird notion that the fish was jus chokin a lil bit]so then i put my figers in the water and i noticed he had hair and dust and lent and shit in his gillsso i "gently removed the dibree from the affected areas" and let him loose with the other fish.so then he was kinda bobbin around tryna get rid of his "land legs" i guess?so umm..a few minutes went by and i was like.."eff tht.u need to hurry up and recover!"so i stuck my hand in the water and knocked him around a lil bit...similar to how one might slap another to bring them back to their senses i guess you could say.and then i gave him a bit of food and water cuz i figured he was stressed and parched even tho the lil sucker lives in water lol.i knocked him in the head a few times more and he was srtaight...like a regular fish.and i told him or her[or watever gender the thing was...]
i sed "dont u ever forget who saved ur life!cuz u messed up my perfect laundry timing test"but as i ran to get my camera to blog about my amazing experience i realized that fish dont really remember anything for more than a minute at the max and unless maybe i saved him on an extreme regualr basis from that point forward,he wouldnt even remember he was about to die!
so anyway...i went to get my camera and the batteries were almost dead...[jus like the goldfish before i briskly came along]and my memory was jack full of pics that i ddnt even remember taking!plus i looked like an old geezer mom...[and only part of that description is tru lol.]but yea...thats how i started my break!and its been great ever since!i'll try to post the lil bit of video footage that i mdid manage to get tho!
the other day...
[i believe it was friday]
i brought a little goldfish from near death,back to life!
weird rite??
wrong!!!...more like frikin AMAZING!!!haha!
arite so ur wondering..."wtmfgdhbamfs are u talkin about now deena?"
this is how it all went down:i was home alone on wat seemed to be a regular friday of skipping skool.
i stayed home to get some house chores done before the holiday break was officially break-a-fied u kno?so as im briskly walking my way from my room to the garage
[i was timing myself out of boredom lol]i noticed something in the foyer was astray!so i looked down and theres a cute little white and orange goldfish jus layin there like "oh shit...i see the light"and i was jus standin there like ommmmgggoodness!!so i said[literally outloud]"oh no ya dont, skipper!"i picked him up[yes with my bare hands...im gangsta like tht!]and i sed to him "move for me babe.come on gorgeous. gimme sumthin here!"and his little nemo lookin fin flipped a lil bit so i threw him back in the big tank.so ur probly thinkin..so the f!*% wat?but u see...that wasnt the amazing part!the fish sank and then plopped back up and was bobbin around like a dead little fishy.so i was wondering wat the big deal was because wen humans are drownin..."u take em outta the water and they're straight with some cp....aahhh!!!that's it!cpr!!"i took a lil green mini fish net thingy and i "carefully isolated the individual".then i looked at his lil ugly face and i was like...i cant give him cpr if only one of us has lungs!!bahahaha!![so while im laughin i get this weird notion that the fish was jus chokin a lil bit]so then i put my figers in the water and i noticed he had hair and dust and lent and shit in his gillsso i "gently removed the dibree from the affected areas" and let him loose with the other fish.so then he was kinda bobbin around tryna get rid of his "land legs" i guess?so umm..a few minutes went by and i was like.."eff tht.u need to hurry up and recover!"so i stuck my hand in the water and knocked him around a lil bit...similar to how one might slap another to bring them back to their senses i guess you could say.and then i gave him a bit of food and water cuz i figured he was stressed and parched even tho the lil sucker lives in water lol.i knocked him in the head a few times more and he was srtaight...like a regular fish.and i told him or her[or watever gender the thing was...]
i sed "dont u ever forget who saved ur life!cuz u messed up my perfect laundry timing test"but as i ran to get my camera to blog about my amazing experience i realized that fish dont really remember anything for more than a minute at the max and unless maybe i saved him on an extreme regualr basis from that point forward,he wouldnt even remember he was about to die!
so anyway...i went to get my camera and the batteries were almost dead...[jus like the goldfish before i briskly came along]and my memory was jack full of pics that i ddnt even remember taking!plus i looked like an old geezer mom...[and only part of that description is tru lol.]but yea...thats how i started my break!and its been great ever since!i'll try to post the lil bit of video footage that i mdid manage to get tho!
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